{"id":2378,"date":"2010-12-19T14:52:17","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T00:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=2378"},"modified":"2010-12-19T15:13:29","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T01:13:29","slug":"what-to-do-with-5-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=2378","title":{"rendered":"What to do with 5 children."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation in public but quietly, and most important in German. Leilani&#8217;s view is not endorsed by the parents.<\/p>\n<p>L: Look Mommy, that lady has 5 children!<br \/>\nS How awful. What would you do if you had that many kids?<br \/>\nL: Oh, I would give one away to the orphanage.<br \/>\nS: How would you choose?<br \/>\nL: The one that behaved the worst.<\/p>\n<p>My view was a little biased then but now the bias is even worse after  watching <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Idiocracy\">Idiocracy<\/a>. It&#8217;s a  satirical comedy about the evolutionary effect of the dysgenics of the dumbest people having the most kids.  (Bad movie, don&#8217;t watch. Andy adds: It&#8217;s not that bad a movie.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation in public but quietly, and most important in German. Leilani&#8217;s view is not endorsed by the parents. L: Look Mommy, that lady has 5 children! S How awful. What would you do if you had that many kids? L:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2378"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2387,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions\/2387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}