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\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\nSome are nice books though. Whenever you borrow one of them you are asked to have the child retell the story and write it down, so their “sponsors” know that the money is spend in a good place. I tell Leilani that’s her homework.<\/p>\n
So we brought home “Smiley Shark” – which is just one notch above the Pterodactyl, but Leilani loves sharks. It’s fun to read, “Far away in the deep rolling ocean lived Smiley Shark. Smiley Shark longed to dip and dive, jiggle and jive, dart and dash with a splish and a splash with all the other fish…” I read the story twice, and Andy probably read it too, and when Leilani retold it I was surprised to see she had missed the point of the book – Smiley Shark is a nice guy and just wants to play with the other fish, but they are so afraid, only when he saves them from a fisherman do they start trusting him and become friends and all are smiling together. That’s a pretty dumb story, maybe that’s why Leilani didn’t understand it. She knows, sharks are dangerous and eat fish.<\/p>\n
So that’s how she told the story, looking at the pictures<\/p>\n
\nEating, fishes eatin, swimming scaring fish. I am scaring fish. Splashing fish splashing other fish. Shark playing with angelfish. Shark eating, fish eating, angelfish eating (not even prompting got her to say he only wanted to play – which according to the words and the pictures of his friendly face with the big smile he did – anyway, angelfish darted off, and puffer on the next page was blowing bubbles and pricked Smiley in the nose.<\/font>)
\nBlowing bubbles pufferfish. Pop on the nose. What is that? Am shark. Shark eating starfish, pufferfish, fishi. (no, he just wanted to play… but I stopped the prompting.<\/font>) Fins. Jellyfish. Two jellyfish. One two three Jellyfish (well one of the three was an octopus…<\/font>) Octopus. Fishingboat. Going in net. Have eat in mouth (???<\/font>) Going in net. Shark! Shark! Shark eating! Shark flying. (Shark jumps out and scares the fisherman<\/font>). Fisherman out. Fishes going outside too. Going outside this one. Octopus. (On the last page there were all the fish playing together with the shark, smiling, and the text said they were all friends, and even though I tried to get Leilani to say that she would not comment on that page beyond the word octopus.<\/font>)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n* Just because I know people are going to ask me why I think this book is ridiculously stupid, here a quote: “If I brought my Pterodactyl to school and there was a blizzard and our classroom was freezing (even though Franklin Elementary’s furnance was working hard) and we were all turning blue with everyone’s teeth chattering nonstop, my Pterodactyl could wrap his wings around us. All of us. Around you too Ms Johnson. Then we’d be comfy warm. (My Pterodactyl would be the COZIEST SNUGGLIEST blanket Ever)”<\/p>\n
I mean – books are supposed to make kids smarter not dumb them down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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