{"id":310,"date":"2008-02-28T23:36:35","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T09:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2008-02-28T23:37:09","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T09:37:09","slug":"mommy-what-is-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Mommy, what is this?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I picked up Leilani at Joys today. She motioned to the steps. “Mommy, come sit with me.” I did. “What is this?” she asked. <\/p>\n

S: “A piece of dry grass stuck to the paint while it was still wet.”
\nL: “Looks like a man”
\nS :”Kind of does. That could be the legs, the arms , and here the head.”
\nL: “He fell from an airplane”
\nS: “Oh”
\nL: “Or maybe he got run over by a car.”
\nS: “Leilani we have to go now…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I picked up Leilani at Joys today. She motioned to the steps. “Mommy, come sit with me.” I did. “What is this?” she asked. S: “A piece of dry grass stuck to the paint while it was still wet.” L:…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}