I am online… not too often these days. But tomorrow I’ll have DSL<\/p>\n
Today Leilani started the strangest role play.<\/p>\n
L: “Here. I have an eye of Kanaloa for you. And one for your sister.”
\nS: “I don’t have a sister. Can I give it to Uncle Klaus?”
\nL: “Sure. Do you have a husband?”
\nS: “…?”
\nL: “Do you have a little girlie?”
\nS: “Yes, matter of fact I do. Her name is Leilani.”
\nL: “Oh, that’s my name too. I am Leilani too.”
\nS (catching on): “My Leilani had blond hair just like you.”
\nL: “Does she like otters?”
\nS: “Yes. Do you?”
\n… it went on for 10 minutes at the park, and then…
\nS: “I am going home now. Do you want to come with me and met my little girl?”
\n… a few people at the park looked at us strangely …
\nL: “Yes. Do you have a car or a truck?”
\nS: “That little white car over there.”
\nL: “Let’s go.”
\n…
\nL: “Is that your girlies car seat? Is that her sippy cup?”
\nS: “It is a big girl bottle but yes.”
\nonce we were started
\nS: “We need to go to Target now and return these sheets”
\nL: “THATS MY CAR SEAT AGAIN AND MY BOTTLE. I WANT TO STAY AT THE PARK!!!!”<\/p>\n
I did convince her to come home with me and do some gardening. The sheets are still sitting in the car…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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