{"id":4418,"date":"2012-09-27T06:48:50","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T16:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=4418"},"modified":"2012-09-27T06:48:50","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T16:48:50","slug":"chicken-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=4418","title":{"rendered":"Chicken-less"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The second silent morning&#8230; Our chickens have the best possible home chickens can have. With vegetarians, who had (and have) chickens for 10 years, have an amazing property, are nice people, and Leilani has a playdate with their 7 year old daughter at their house tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m sad. When I was talking to someone yesterday about them I teared up (and felt really embarrassed about it), but I really enjoyed these pretty, funny birds.<\/p>\n<p>When I stepped out, they made me feel like a Roman Emperor. They&#8217;d hear the door, or my steps, and they&#8217;d all come running from all directions, looking up to me, squawking and bok-bok-boking excitedly. <\/p>\n<p>It sometimes was hard to walk through the yard, I stepped on more than one chickenfoot, and in more chicken poops than I can count. Opening coconuts was equally hard. Sometimes we had to guard the coconut-opener with a hose &#8211; the one thing they respected, they don&#8217;t like showers, but the machete didn&#8217;t seem dangerous to them.<\/p>\n<p>But the crowing in the morning always made us cringe&#8230; The neighbors&#8230; Depending on the weather they smelled bad. They got into and onto and out of everything. For chickens they were pretty curious I thought. But also afraid of the strangest things, like Leilani jumping on the trampoline. They were smart in their own way, and having good instincts.<\/p>\n<p>Mikey seems to miss them, although he likes that the catdoor is open again and he can leave the yard freely. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The second silent morning&#8230; Our chickens have the best possible home chickens can have. With vegetarians, who had (and have) chickens for 10 years, have an amazing property, are nice people, and Leilani has a playdate with their 7 year&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4420,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4418\/revisions\/4420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}