{"id":5260,"date":"2013-03-29T12:43:53","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T22:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=5260"},"modified":"2013-03-29T12:45:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T22:45:58","slug":"wie-ein-halbes-auge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=5260","title":{"rendered":"Wie ein halbes Auge!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Like half an Eye!<\/h2>\n<p>Leilani jumped wildly on the trampoline with a friend and got a bruise and she is very proud of it. (Kind of  kiddy-battle-scar it seems&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>When she wrote an email to her cousin 1\/3 of the email dealt with the bruise, and then she had to take her photo and email that as well. She choose the one that brought out the bruise the best: Quote: &#8220;Das da, glaubst du nicht? Da sieht man&#8217;s genau! Wie gross es ist&#8230; wir die Iris, wie ein halbes Auge!!!&#8221; &#8220;This one. Don&#8217;t you think? One can see exactly how big it is. Like the iris, like half an eye&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/images2\/8\/2\/130329-l-bruise1.jpg' alt=\"\" height=\"600\" width=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Another one from this morning:<\/p>\n<p>Andy: &#8220;Leilani that&#8217;s way too much butter and jam on your bread.&#8221;<br \/>\nLeilani: &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s true, I should add some more peanut butter!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like half an Eye! Leilani jumped wildly on the trampoline with a friend and got a bruise and she is very proud of it. (Kind of kiddy-battle-scar it seems&#8230;) When she wrote an email to her cousin 1\/3 of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5260"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5260"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5265,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5260\/revisions\/5265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}