{"id":5267,"date":"2013-04-03T10:29:17","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T20:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=5267"},"modified":"2013-04-03T10:29:17","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T20:29:17","slug":"facetime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=5267","title":{"rendered":"Facetime!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(only funny for iPad users)<\/p>\n

Leilani: “Let’s call Oma!”
\nSonja (thinking): “Can we call Austria already?”
\nSonja (loud): “What time is it?”
\nLeilani: “Facetime<\/a>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(only funny for iPad users) Leilani: “Let’s call Oma!” Sonja (thinking): “Can we call Austria already?” Sonja (loud): “What time is it?” Leilani: “Facetime!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5267"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5267"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5270,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5267\/revisions\/5270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}