{"id":5705,"date":"2013-11-14T08:28:25","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T18:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=5705"},"modified":"2013-11-14T08:28:25","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T18:28:25","slug":"subject-hahaha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=5705","title":{"rendered":"Subject: Hahaha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my inbox this morning :-)<\/p>\n<p>Subject:  Hahaha<br \/>\nFrom: Leilani<br \/>\nTo: Me<br \/>\nNov 13 at 5:56 PM<\/p>\n<p>A string walks into a bar and sits down.<br \/>\nThe bartender grabs him shakes him, yells: &#8220;We don&#8217;t serve ropes here!&#8221;, and throws him outside.<br \/>\nThe string ties himself in a knot, and frays his end to look like hair.<br \/>\nHe goes back inside.<br \/>\nThe bartender asks: &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you a string?&#8217; No I am a frayed knot&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Reply, Reply All or Forward | More<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my inbox this morning :-) Subject: Hahaha From: Leilani To: Me Nov 13 at 5:56 PM A string walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender grabs him shakes him, yells: &#8220;We don&#8217;t serve ropes here!&#8221;, and throws&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5705"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5706,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5705\/revisions\/5706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}