{"id":6226,"date":"2014-09-01T21:59:37","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T07:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=6226"},"modified":"2014-09-01T23:09:06","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T09:09:06","slug":"stay-off-the-trampoline-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=6226","title":{"rendered":"Stay Off The Trampoline Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A hole opened up in our yard where we once had a papaya tree, and it&#8217;s deep, and near the cesspool and near the trampoline and the ground is visibly lower in it&#8217;s vicinity. <\/p>\n<p>Leilani was tasked with writing a sign to remind people to stay off the trampoline: That&#8217;s what she wrote.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/images2\/9\/3\/140901-bad-news.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A hole opened up in our yard where we once had a papaya tree, and it&#8217;s deep, and near the cesspool and near the trampoline and the ground is visibly lower in it&#8217;s vicinity. Leilani was tasked with writing a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6226"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6226"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6228,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6226\/revisions\/6228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}