{"id":8079,"date":"2019-08-27T20:44:03","date_gmt":"2019-08-28T06:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=8079"},"modified":"2019-08-27T21:18:22","modified_gmt":"2019-08-28T07:18:22","slug":"strike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/?p=8079","title":{"rendered":"Strike!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me &#8220;&#8230; help you only if you don&#8217;t go on strike.&#8221;<br \/>\nLeilani &#8220;you  *have to* turn youtube back on at 2:30 instead of 5pm&#8221;<br \/>\nMe &#8220;Yes, maybe we should negotiate&#8230; do you know hw to negotiate?&#8221;<br \/>\nLeilani &#8211; without thinking even for a split second: &#8220;Yes. Take a hostage.&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_8852.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-8087\" srcset=\"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_8852.jpg 3024w, http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_8852-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/IMG_8852-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3024px) 100vw, 3024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me &#8220;&#8230; help you only if you don&#8217;t go on strike.&#8221; Leilani &#8220;you *have to* turn youtube back on at 2:30 instead of 5pm&#8221; Me &#8220;Yes, maybe we should negotiate&#8230; do you know hw to negotiate?&#8221; Leilani &#8211; without thinking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":8084,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8079"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8079"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8088,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8079\/revisions\/8088"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/simplify-your-life.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}